Fastest World Records  

Rachel Neel, an intern at Marfa Public Radio, opened a new CD using just her hands in 17.54 seconds.

Matt Cairoli escaped from a regulation-sized straitjacket in 12.92 seconds.

Thomas Anawalt recited Shakespeare’s "To be, or not to be" soliloquy from Hamletwhile shaking a Shake Weight in three minutes, 28.10 seconds. Anawaltset the record at a World Record Appreciation Society event held at Joe’s Pub in New York City. Dan Rollman and Corey Henderson were present as witnesses. [#WRAS18][]

Louie Foxx created 10 balloon sculptures while on a rola bola in four minutes and 16.67 seconds.

Tim K. burped the English alphabet in 4.09 seconds.

Cramer Ruth snapped 10 pencils with his hands in 6.65 seconds.

Nikolai M. took his pants off, turned them inside out, and put them back on in 9.40 seconds.

Nathan E. reattached all the standard keys except for ‘Shift’, ‘Esc’ and the the space bar on his computer keyboard in four minutes, 54.36 seconds.

Mark Evans constructed a soda can tower 12 cans high in 30 seconds.

Andre Turan completed 700 squats and 50 bucket carries in 55 minutes, 39.00 seconds.

Clint Poore stacked ten 50-pound bags of wheat in 35.38 seconds.

Pat Cassels and Brian Murphy from College Humor sat in a Ford Focus ST and told 60 jokes in two minutes, 18.60 seconds. Watch the full Ford Focus ST video here. The record was officiated by RecordSetter president Dan Rollman.

Zsuzsanna Kiraly decorated a chocolate domino cake in 22.47 seconds.

Alicia Weber completed 100 total body exercise records in 107 days. Each record attempt lasted for up to one hour.

Suresh Gaur set up a deck of 52 standard-sized playing cards in a domino chain and toppled it in one minute, 40.03 seconds.

Jonathan C. ate five Snickers bars in two minutes, 51.18 seconds. WARNING: Speed eating can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 and trained as a professional speed eater. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.