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Most Sexual Innuendos In A Potato-Themed Rap Song

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New York City, New York, United States / June 29, 2010

!!!ToTs!!! and Mix Master Mash placed 16 sexual innuendos in a potato-themed rap song.

They set the record at a World Record Appreciation Society event held at Joe’s Pub in New York City. Dan Rollman and Corey Henderson were present as witnesses.

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- song must focus primarily on potatoes

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Tags: musicsongsingingrappotatorappingsexual innuendo

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  • United States Tilly Racker

    There goes the loudest woman this town has ever seen financial advisor lubbock

  • United States nereyda garcia

    lmfao never knew this was even possible that was AWESOME!!! :D

  • United States Billy Sakmann

    I like this much better than the new record

  • The Internet Appreciate Omari-swagg

    lol ihat was cute you sed i swallow

  • The Internet Hayley MacDonald

    this guy is adorable c: he you're adorable ;D

  • United States Christian Donnell

    cosmo and disney > lil wayne and drake

  • United States Missy M

    dude, I laughed so hard I almost fell on the floor! can I e-mail your lyrics to a friend?

  • United States Missy M

    dude, I laughed so hard I almost fell on the floor. Can I E-mail your lyrics to a friend?

  • United States David Webb

    potatuh me this and potatuh me that I just don't frickin like your challengers rap. His tatuh is funky and smells like a rotten tatuh sack, kinda moldy and funky dastasteful and gunky. His tatuh's raps ain't fresh they don't mesh copletely lackin style. wack as a tatuh porn; born for scorn, overbaked, lackin the ability to facilitate the fact that his tatuh rhymes got STD's from his head to his knee's. Challenged and thrown down relenquish the crown from that fool rappin bout tatuhs like he can dig em up. He caint even get em up. Tatuh me this and tatuh me that when ya gonna get cho tatuh sack back?

  • The Internet tawdry hepburn

    You really think Cosmo has inferior flow? Wow. I mean, I'm bias because I showed Cosmo the original video in the first place, but Disney strikes me as a white boy ironically rapping where as Cosmo seems more like a white boy who just fuckin' spits. But to each his own.

  • United States Brian Pankey

    I loved the metaphors Cosmo. If this was judged on how good you could flow to the beat I would pick Disney hands down but since this record is just most innuendos Cosmo wins!

  • United States Dan Leatherman

    I feel dirty after watching this.

  • England foorganders

    I love you.

  • United States williamleroy

    Tumble away.

  • United States Simon Kirk

    Can I tumble these lyrics?

  • United States williamleroy

    Whoa. Forgot about the no line breaks thing. Lemme try that again: POTATO / I'm not trying to date you / just wanna put you in the oven so I can bake you / hey you, turn up the oven I'm trying to make you / into something yummy, yo I can't wait to taste you / beep goes the timer, oh shoot your done, / strip off your foil so I can get some / stick in my thumb / your temperature feels right / you're steaming and i'm getting a mouthful tonight / I speed you open, cover you in butter / lick your bacon bits, you're about to get smothered / with my sour cream, it explodes out the bottle / somebody stop this load it's coming out a full throttle / SPLAT. / you're making me get fat / you're gonna get forked as a matter of fact / penetrate you with my quad rod / I'm gonna eat you / but first you're getting mashed / I'm gonna beat you / yeah, you're skin in my embrace / get off that plate and onto my face / I'm chomping on you, you taste delicious / but you need mashed more, so I stick my fist in / listen / I'mma chew you up, watch it all go / down my throat, that's right, I swallow / I've almost completed, I'm all most done / so I pick up the plate and finish you with my tongue

  • United States williamleroy

    Simon Here's the lyrics:

    POTATO I'm not trying to date you just wanna put you in the oven so I can bake you hey you, turn up the oven I'm trying to make you into something yummy, yo I can't wait to taste you beep goes the timer, oh shoot your done, strip off your foil so I can get some stick in my thumb your temperature feels right you're steaming and i'm getting a mouthful tonight I speed you open, cover you in butter lick your bacon bits, you're about to get smothered with my sour cream, it explodes out the bottle somebody stop this load it's coming out a full throttle SPLAT. you're making me get fat you're gonna get forked as a matter of fact penetrate you with my quad rod i'm gonna eat you but first you're getting mashed I'm gonna beat you yeah, you're skin in my embrace get off that plate and onto my face I'm chomping on you, you taste delicious but you need mashed more, so I stick my fist in listen I'mma chew you up, watch it all go down my throat, that's right, I swallow I've almost completed, I'm all most done so I pick up the plate and finish you with my tongue

  • United States williamleroy

    Thanks all!

  • United States Mick Cullen

    Just goes to show us all NO record on URDB is too bizarre to be broken. Well done.

  • The Internet kiki maya

    you had me on the floor with that, real great job. it was hot.

  • United States Brian Pankey

    you flowed really well with the beat

  • United States Brian Pankey

    I like your creativity on this record

  • Australia Peter Craig

    HAHAHAHA

  • United States Dan Leatherman

    This is incredible.

  • United States Simon Kirk

    Could we get all the lyrics here in the comments?

  • United States Simon Kirk

    This really is quite something.

  • United States Rob Birdsong

    MC BILLYD!

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