Speed World Records  

Gold Member performed a Revolution card cut in 1.18 seconds.

Kenny McKee drank a 12-ounce (355 ml) can of Diet Pepsi through a straw in 21.10 seconds.

James S. complained 70 times in one minute.

Nadine Civitello completed five laps around two passing jugglers in 21.22 seconds.

Vlad Ivanov broke five pencils using his head in 4.29 seconds.

Travis M. ate 16 Totino’s pizza rolls in 36.6 seconds. WARNING: Speed eating can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 and trained as a professional speed eater. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Mark S. wrote a limerick in 41.14 seconds. The limerick read: There once was a man from Missouri, He seemed always in such a big hurry.. He was eating his food, and couldn't find his spoon He said that his vision was blurry.

Aidan H. flared his nostrils 204 times in one minute.

Mark E. drank six cans of Diet Coke in two minutes, 30.15 seconds. WARNING: Speed drinking can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 and trained as a professional speed drinker. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Kamal A. completed a Triple Z card cut in 1.05 seconds.

Isaac H-D ate an entire apple in 38.10 seconds. WARNING: Speed eating can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 and trained as a professional eater. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Curly Fries and his friend slapped 340 one-handed high-fives in one minute.

Andrew R. clinked 122 glasses in one minute. He set the record as part of his group's regional meeting.

Doron T. named countries beginning with every letter but “X” in 5.00 seconds. He performed the feat in alphabetical order.

Badboysouth drank a 12-oz. can of Mountain Dew in 5.85 seconds. WARNING: Speed drinking can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 or trained as a professional speed drinker. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Ewan Clementson completed three push-ups and juggled three clubs in 4.63 seconds.