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New York City, New York, United States / November 7, 2012
A total of 24 whoopee cushions were sat on in 30 seconds without smiling our laughing at the My Damn Channel LIVE event. The record was officiated by RecordSetter co-founders Dan Rollman and Corey Henderson.
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MyDamnChannel on 11/7/2012
17Failed
OtraMovidaRecords on 1/24/2012
22Broken
JeffRubin on 11/19/2009
18Broken
TreJohns on 6/17/2009
16Original
ToddLamb on 3/20/2009
Corey Henderson
Brian, good points. I was there in person and feel pretty good about the count, but I'll watch the video again closely and I encourage everyone else to weigh in.
Brian Pankey
I watched this on youtube with Beth Hoyt a week ago & said some of them popped & should of been set on chair individually instead of 2 or more at a time. Jeff Rubin's record had rhythm and was done properly this one was not I like my d##n ( I'm not allowed to swear) channel but this should not count & Rubin's record should still stand
Emily Patricia
I was laughing!!!!
I can say he never cracked a smile! I was the one putting the cushions there!
I think the fact that he didnt erupt in fall down laughter after the first one is an amazing feat on its own. I say we honor it too!
Rob Birdsong
It is tough to tell Marc. But Tre has the same 'stone cold face' going in to the feat as he does coming out. I say we honor the record.
hard to judge -- can't see his face for most of them.
The willpower required to achieve this feet is amazingly high.
Dan Rollman
One row down from the top on the left side, there's an image of Stamos in a yellow shirt. It looks like a paparazzi shot, not an image of him in his Uncle Jesse persona. What do people think? I say submissions that show Stamos in non-Full House shots should be denied. The first record in this category clearly stipulated "images of Uncle Jesse", not "images of John Stamos."
Sam Banack
Sam's a chick... i know this because she is me... and they tell me my uterus definitely makes me a female