Most Non-Nut Sexual Innuendos Delivered To A Squirrel In One Minute

United States Matt Vescovo

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New York City, New York, United States / February 27, 2009

Matt Vescovo displays a tremendous penchant for animal flirtation by delivering 10 non-nut sexual innuendos to a squirrel in one minute, a new world record. He began an 11th (“Can I enter your treehole?”), but was unable to complete it within the alloted time.

Vescovo wooed the squirrel with such lines as “I’ve got a wonderful place for you to hibernate” and “I’d like to become one with nature.” He performed the feat at a World Record Appreciation Society event held in New York City on February 11, 2009. Corey Henderson and Dan Rollman served as witnesses.

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  • United States Galahad

    Galahad

    This squirrel would be shocked if only he knew what was spewed into his face... And if he did, the best way to forget about it would be to work hard, and to do that you must use this statement of purpose writing service to skip the toughest part of getting the education - essays! He will not forget the feeling.

  • United States Danny Infinite

    Danny Infinite

    That is a big ass cookie.

  • Feet, not inches people!

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