Squirrel World Records

7 Records Found

01:28 United States

Most Non-Nut Sexual Innuendos Delivered To A Squirrel In One Minute

Matt Vescovo

Matt Vescovo displays a tremendous penchant for animal flirtation by delivering 10 non-nut sexual innuendos to a squirrel in one minute, a new world record. He began an 11th (“Can I enter your treehole?”), but was unable to complete it within the alloted time. Vescovo wooed the squirrel with such lines as “I’ve got a wonderful place for you to hibernate” and “I’d like to become one with nature.” He performed the feat at a World Record Appreciation Society event held in New York City on February 11, 2009. Corey Henderson and Dan Rollman served as witnesses. [#WRAS03][]

01:32 United States

Most Mounted Squirrels Sat In A Rocking Chair

Andy Pelphrey

Andy Pelphrey sat in a rocking chair with four mounted squirrels.

01:33 United States

Most Right-Handed Basketball Shots Made While Holding A Mounted Squirrel In Left Hand

Andy Pelphrey

Andy Pelphrey made 11 successful right-handed basketball shots while holding a mounted squirrel in his left hand.

01:58 United States

Longest Tail On A Mounted Red Squirrel

Andy Pelphrey

Andy Pelphrey has a mounted red squirrel with a tail that measures 11 inches long.

02:09 United States

Longest Combined Tail Length On Two Dual-Mounted Grey Squirrels

Andy Pelphrey

Andy Pelphrey has two grey squirrels mounted on same mount with tails that measure a combined length of 14.25 inches long.

02:27 United States

Longest Combined Length Of Two Grey Squirrels On Same Mount

Andy Pelphrey

Andy Pelphrey’s two mounted grey squirrels have a combined length of 34.5 inches. The squirrels are mounted on the same mount. The first squirrel measures 18 inches in length while the other one is 16.5 inches long.

02:14 United States

Longest Mounted Red Squirrel

Andy Pelphrey

Andy Pelphrey has a mounted red squirrel that measures a length of 23.5 inches long. The tail is included in the measurement.

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