Broken
31 innuendosMost Sexual Innuendos In A Potato-Themed Rap Song
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All Comments for this Record Category
Billy Sakmann
I like this much better than the new record
Billy Sakmann
oops, this as in Disney's
Appreciate Omari-swagg
lol ihat was cute you sed i swallow
Hayley MacDonald
this guy is adorable c: he you're adorable ;D
Christian Donnell
cosmo and disney > lil wayne and drake
Missy M
dude, I laughed so hard I almost fell on the floor! can I e-mail your lyrics to a friend?
Missy M
dude, I laughed so hard I almost fell on the floor. Can I E-mail your lyrics to a friend?
David Webb
potatuh me this and potatuh me that I just don't frickin like your challengers rap. His tatuh is funky and smells like a rotten tatuh sack, kinda moldy and funky dastasteful and gunky. His tatuh's raps ain't fresh they don't mesh copletely lackin style. wack as a tatuh porn; born for scorn, overbaked, lackin the ability to facilitate the fact that his tatuh rhymes got STD's from his head to his knee's. Challenged and thrown down relenquish the crown from that fool rappin bout tatuhs like he can dig em up. He caint even get em up. Tatuh me this and tatuh me that when ya gonna get cho tatuh sack back?
tawdry hepburn
You really think Cosmo has inferior flow? Wow. I mean, I'm bias because I showed Cosmo the original video in the first place, but Disney strikes me as a white boy ironically rapping where as Cosmo seems more like a white boy who just fuckin' spits. But to each his own.
Brian Pankey
I loved the metaphors Cosmo. If this was judged on how good you could flow to the beat I would pick Disney hands down but since this record is just most innuendos Cosmo wins!
Dan Leatherman
I feel dirty after watching this.
JN2
Join the club...
foorganders
I love you.
Billy Disney
Tumble away.
Simon Kirk
Can I tumble these lyrics?
Billy Disney
Whoa. Forgot about the no line breaks thing. Lemme try that again: POTATO / I'm not trying to date you / just wanna put you in the oven so I can bake you / hey you, turn up the oven I'm trying to make you / into something yummy, yo I can't wait to taste you / beep goes the timer, oh shoot your done, / strip off your foil so I can get some / stick in my thumb / your temperature feels right / you're steaming and i'm getting a mouthful tonight / I speed you open, cover you in butter / lick your bacon bits, you're about to get smothered / with my sour cream, it explodes out the bottle / somebody stop this load it's coming out a full throttle / SPLAT. / you're making me get fat / you're gonna get forked as a matter of fact / penetrate you with my quad rod / I'm gonna eat you / but first you're getting mashed / I'm gonna beat you / yeah, you're skin in my embrace / get off that plate and onto my face / I'm chomping on you, you taste delicious / but you need mashed more, so I stick my fist in / listen / I'mma chew you up, watch it all go / down my throat, that's right, I swallow / I've almost completed, I'm all most done / so I pick up the plate and finish you with my tongue
Billy Disney
Simon Here's the lyrics:
POTATO I'm not trying to date you just wanna put you in the oven so I can bake you hey you, turn up the oven I'm trying to make you into something yummy, yo I can't wait to taste you beep goes the timer, oh shoot your done, strip off your foil so I can get some stick in my thumb your temperature feels right you're steaming and i'm getting a mouthful tonight I speed you open, cover you in butter lick your bacon bits, you're about to get smothered with my sour cream, it explodes out the bottle somebody stop this load it's coming out a full throttle SPLAT. you're making me get fat you're gonna get forked as a matter of fact penetrate you with my quad rod i'm gonna eat you but first you're getting mashed I'm gonna beat you yeah, you're skin in my embrace get off that plate and onto my face I'm chomping on you, you taste delicious but you need mashed more, so I stick my fist in listen I'mma chew you up, watch it all go down my throat, that's right, I swallow I've almost completed, I'm all most done so I pick up the plate and finish you with my tongue
Billy Disney
Thanks all!
Mick Cullen
Just goes to show us all NO record on URDB is too bizarre to be broken. Well done.
kiki maya
you had me on the floor with that, real great job. it was hot.
Brian Pankey
you flowed really well with the beat
Brian Pankey
I like your creativity on this record
Peter Craig
HAHAHAHA
Dan Leatherman
This is incredible.
Simon Kirk
Could we get all the lyrics here in the comments?
Simon Kirk
This really is quite something.
Rob Birdsong
MC BILLYD!