Set On

January 10, 2020

Location

Newcastle, New South Wales

Info

Attempt By: Mr Oliver How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.

What subject are pirates best at at school? Arrrrt.

Why couldn’t the pirate crew play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!

What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.

What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea? He got marooned.

What has 8 legs and 8 eyes? 8 pirates.

How do pirates know that they are pirates? They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!

How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheaply? He bought it on sail.

What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two legs? A rookie.

Why is pirating so addictive? They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!

Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

(Told after 30 seconds) Why did the pirate cross the road? To reach the second hand shop.