Potato World Records  

Doug McManaman cut five red potatoes into swirls in one minute.

ToTsreferenced potatoes 30 times in his rap song “Crispy.”DJ Mix Master Mash provided beats for the song. ToTs, who raps only about potatoes, recently raised money through Kickstarter[] to produce a full-length album. The Coup De Tots will be released in 2010.

Naader Reda ate five pounds of potato salad in four minutes, 34.27 seconds for a YouTube video. WARNING: Speed eating can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 and trained as a professional speed eater. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Alterazioni licked a potato for one hour, four minutes, 54.00 seconds.

Salah F. kissed a potato 111 times in 30 seconds.

Zanna N. bounced a potato on a table tennis paddle four times while sitting on a potato.