Fastest World Records

Master K. finished the Shy Guy Beach track of Mario Kart: Super Circuit in 30.83 seconds.

Chuck S. drank a 10-oz glass of beef bile beer in two minutes, 12.43 seconds. WARNING: Speed drinking can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 and trained as a professional speed drinker. We will not accept speed drinking submissions from minors.

Daniel rode through 10 plastic bottles on a unicycle in 5.22 seconds.

Kamal A. completed a Thumb Pivot card cut in 0.48 second.

Kamal Aslam completed a Triangle card display in each hand in 5.60 seconds.

Shea Conaway emptied a .40 16-round clip of XDM in 3.41 seconds.

Kyle completed Boss Rush mode in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: The Game in five minutes, 32.00 seconds.

Alicia Weber climbed to the top of a 12-foot rope in 3.96 seconds. She climbed in L-position, using only her arms.

Joni Karvosenoja hid himself in a box in 2.59 seconds.

Brian Pankey completed a one-handed playing card shuffle in 2.75 seconds.

Rich Ferguson sorted a full suit of 13 playing cards from a shuffled deck in 7.16 seconds.

Elliot Ginns ate a Klondike bar in three minutes, 53.27 seconds while wearing a wolf costume and holding a replica Gettysburg pistol. NOTE: Speed eating can be dangerous. Please use caution and have adult supervision on hand.

Brian Pankey completed a "cobra" card cut in 5.30 seconds.

Dave V. performed a Doom: Episode Three speedrun in 10 minutes, 23.00 seconds.

Kevin Z. named all the songs included on the Much Dance 2012 album in 12.06 seconds.

Sam set up a chess board in 40.86 seconds while playing a kazoo and balancing on stilts.