Fastest World Records

Brian Pankey bounced a table tennis ball from a golf club into a bucket 25 feet away three times in 55.21 seconds.

Ben L. ate a lemon with the peel on in 28.16 seconds. He set the record during the Burton Chilli Festival Lemon Eating Competition in Burton-on-Trent, England. The Burton Chilli Festival was ran by the Clifton Chilli Club. WARNING: Speed eating can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 and trained as a professional speed eater. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Justin L. named all 50 US States in 15.66 seconds while juggling three tennis balls.

Alex Cunningham completed a double chinese fire drill with three gift cards in 5.20 seconds.

Jayesh K. wrote eight 8's in 2.25 seconds.

Andy Pelphrey ran four laps around his car while holding a mounted bass in 22.36 seconds.

Clint P. broke 20 apples in half with his bare hands in 29.90 seconds.

Travis Mizejewski ate two strawberry Pop-Tarts in 27.70 seconds. WARNING: Speed eating can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 or trained as a professional speed eater. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Ewan Clementson completed 100 catches in 23.10 seconds while juggling three clubs in a cascade pattern.

Doron T. tweeted "I'm trying to become the world's fastest tweeter." in 5.72 seconds.

Louie F. calculated 1+1 on an iPhone calculator in 0.80 second.

Kadaver Wereld completed level 1 of Cat Mario in 17.03 seconds.

Nate T. completed 100 catches in 19.70 seconds while juggling three tennis balls in a cascade pattern.

Vlad Ivanov broke five pencils using his head in 4.29 seconds.

Alex Cunningham finished a time trial of the "SNES Donut Plains I" track in Mario Kart DS in one minute, 16.653 seconds.

Captain Catasrophe said "love" 10 times in 1.40 seconds.