Fastest World Records

Dustin A. ate a can of tuna in 28.88 seconds. WARNING: Speed eating can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 and trained as a professional eater. We will not accept speed eating submissions from minors.

Mark Foster touched the floor, ceiling, and all four walls of a bathroom in 4.54 seconds.

Sean Sonic of radio station Channel 933ran 100 yards in a backwards facing direction while wearing swim fins in 28.00 seconds.

Teody Jasper Pacion finished the game Escape Series #4: The Bathroom in one minute, six seconds.

Phillip T. drank 710-ml of Gatorade in 8.00 seconds. WARNING: Speed drinking can be dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 or trained as a professional speed drinker. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Lafungo finished the Shy Guy Beach track of Mario Kart: Super Circuit in 50.63 seconds.

Mick Cullen read the names of 56 countries aloud in 16.55 seconds.

Royce A. played a two-octave C-major scale, ascending and descending, with a tennis racquet in 7.28 seconds.

Liam's friend, Rocco, skipped five laps around a car in 26.86 seconds.

Matt Siegfried completed the [Lake Powell][2] level of [Hydro Thunder Hurricane][1] in one minute, 55.57 seconds. The game was set to Ring Master mode and used the Novice difficulty level. [1]: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HydroThunderHurricane [2]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH7jWBK679g

Viktor O. completed 10 finger rolls in 3.66 seconds.

Brian Pankey completed 50 catches of two two-pound balls in 15.00 seconds while juggling in a column pattern using only one hand.

Brian Pankey performed a “What The Hell Happened to Sybil” card flourish in 11.90 seconds.

Julian Rosenblum solved a Rubik’s Cube in one minute, 8.07 seconds while singing "The Elements" by Tom Lehrer.

Arthur B. recited the Spanish alphabet in 3.02 seconds.

Norzamri Lagenda played the Doremi scales on his guitar for 23.67 seconds.