Fastest World Records

Matt K. chugged a beer and hugged a peer in 3.46 seconds. WARNING: Speed drinking can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 and trained as a professional speed drinker. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Brian Pankey tossed a hat and caught it on top of an open umbrella balanced on his chin in 1.25 seconds.

Clint Poore squeezed out a 6.4-ounce tube of toothpaste in 13.80 seconds.

Leo Kelly recited the 12 Olympian Gods and Goddesses in 10.09 seconds while standing on one foot and wearing a bow tie, swimming goggles and a meat cleaver headband.

Clint Poore performed a descending dumbbell gauntlet using his left arm in 41.16 seconds.

Clint Poore recited the Bible passage, John 3:16, in 3.1 seconds.

Ryan B. ate a foldover cheese sandwich in 23.45 seconds. WARNING: Speed eating can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 and trained as a professional speed eater. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Three-year-old Nethin named 196 capitals of different countries in five minutes, 46.75 seconds.

Sergio Sims ate a slice of bread with tomato sauce in one minute, 9.01 seconds. WARNING: Speed eating can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 or trained as a professional speed eater. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Kamal A. performed 25 thumb card cuts in 45.28 seconds while bouncing a table tennis on alternate sides of a table tennis paddle.

Ewan C. recited 110 digits of pi in 13.57 seconds while juggling five balls.

Tai Star walked 10 feet on two champagne bottles in 53.50 seconds.

Miki S. chugged a gallon of milk in 54.25 seconds before sky jumping. WARNING: Speed drinking can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 and trained as a professional speed drinker. We will not accept speed drinking submissions from minors.

Division X drove a single lap in GCN Waluigi Stadium of Mario Kart Wii in 36.21 seconds.

Kirk T. ate a hot dog and a hot dog bun in 10.82 seconds. WARNING: Speed eating can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 or trained as a professional eater. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Kamal A. performed a "Helix 180" card cut in 2.17 seconds.