Fastest World Records  

Naader Reda drank 10 ounces of beef bile in 18.07 seconds. He dedicated the record to the graduating class of 2013. WARNING: Speed drinking can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 and trained as a professional speed drinker. We will not accept submissions from minors.

Kamal A. performed 10 Revolution 2 card cuts in 38.72 seconds while bouncing a table tennis ball on a table tennis paddle.

Brian Pankey performed a Genesis False card flourish in 3.97 seconds using a double deck of cards.

Kamal A. performed 10 Pre-CMC card cuts in 43.60 seconds while bouncing a table tennis ball on a table tennis paddle.

Kamal A. performed 10 Muse card cuts in one minute, 5.72 seconds while bouncing a table tennis ball on a table tennis paddle.

Kamal A. performed a Revolution 2 and Saber's Chen Ka Aerial Tosser combination in 4.40 seconds while bouncing a table tennis ball on a table tennis paddle.

Kamal A. performed a Three-ply card cut in 8.55 seconds.

Fastestshredder played a blues rock song on his electric guitar at 616 BPM.

Kamal A. performed an Original Drop card cut in 6.81 seconds.

Kamal A. performed a Saber's Revolution 2 Aerial Tosser card cut in 3.33 seconds while bouncing a table tennis ball on a table tennis paddle.

Kyle S. drank one liter of beer in 4.37 seconds. WARNING: Speed and alcohol drinking can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 and trained as a professional drinker. We will not accept submissions from minors.

Kamal A. performed a Saber's Chen Ka Aerial Tosser card cut in 3.56 seconds while bouncing a table tennis ball on a table tennis paddle.

Ethan and his two daughters threw a baseball 28 times in 37.94 seconds. They used a Disney baseball and wore Disney shirts as a tribute to Walt Disney and the year Mickey Mouse first appeared in Steamboat Willie. The attempt was also part of Ethan's stunt-journalism-book-project to become the "World's Best Catch Player".

Brian Pankey performed 25 Triple Charlier card cuts in two minutes, 25.07 seconds while bouncing a golf ball on a rubber mallet.

Kamal A. performed 25 thumb card cuts in 44.33 seconds while holding a 15-pound exercise plate with his index finger.

Brian Pankey performed an Extreme Twist card flourish in 3.84 seconds using a double deck of cards.