Matt Vescovo displays a tremendous penchant for animal flirtation by
delivering 10 non-nut sexual innuendos to a squirrel in one minute, a
new world record. He began an 11th (“Can I enter your treehole?”), but
was unable to complete it within the alloted time.
Vescovo wooed the squirrel with such lines as “I’ve got a wonderful
place for you to hibernate” and “I’d like to become one with nature.” He
performed the feat at a World Record Appreciation Society event held
in New York City on February 11, 2009. Corey Henderson and Dan Rollman
served as witnesses.
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