Fastest World Records

Emma moved 7.5 meters in 31.06 seconds while sitting on a bean bag.

Judson G. performed eight Perfect Faro card shuffles in 36.45 seconds.

Viktor O. dealt out three playing cards with a mini BIC lighter standing on top of the deck in 1.07 seconds.

Kristie B. threw seven different balls to his friend using a field hockey stick from seven feet away. His friend caught them in 4.56 seconds.

Naader Reda drank a large McDonald's milkshake in 40.60 seconds while operating a Shake Weight. WARNING: Speed drinking can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 or trained as a professional speed drinker. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Joseph K. cleared a St. Patrick's Day Match game in 40.00 seconds. He set the record on St. Patrick's Day.

Kamal Aslam performed five Triple Charlier cuts and five Saber's Brian Twist cuts in 29.95 seconds.

Frankie Stiletto escaped from a fastened straitjacket in one minute, 29.03 seconds while swallowing a sword. She set the record at a Circus Freaks production in Carrollton, Texas. WARNING: This record can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 and trained as a professional stunt performer. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Lord Zombie ate a one-pound grilled chicken burrito in 38.06 seconds. WARNING: Speed eating can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 and trained as a professional speed eater. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors

Alicia Weber performed a nonstop 20-foot "L" rope climb in 9.25 seconds.

Alicia Weber completed 100 hanging leg L raises in two minutes, 19.33 seconds.

Joshua P. solved a MoYu Redi Cube in 35.78 seconds.

Eli said "Kevin James" 10 times in 6.28 seconds while watching The King of Queens, balancing a vinyl record on his head and holding a TV remote control.

Matthew F. completed "Legend of Zelda: Stage 2" in "NES Remix" in 10.7 seconds.

Matthew F. completed Johto Region in Pokemon Gold in two hours, 34 minutes.

Matthew F. completed Pokemon Red in one hour, 50 minutes.