Fastest World Records

I Love SMB completed a tool-assisted speedrun of Newer Super Mario Bros. Wii in one hour, 30 minutes, 4.95 seconds.

Vaughan H. ran a mile in eight minutes, 28.47 seconds while bouncing a golf ball alternately on two mallets.

Pete Moyer played Auld Lang Syne on his guitar in 16.75 seconds while balancing a guitar on his chin.

Ollie C. performed an "Erdnase color change" with a deck of playing cards in 0.42 second.

Matthew F. completed Green Hill Zone Act 1 of Sonic the Hedgehog in 19.00 seconds.

Tai Star's son, Vincent, ran 30 feet in 11.5 seconds. He is 339 days old.

Shawn I. drank a 64-ounce bottle of Gatorade in 13.87 seconds. WARNING: Speed drinking can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 or trained as a professional speed eater. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Chris R. led record setter in reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in 05.60 seconds while crowd surfing.

Kim M. performed a five-yard primo walk in 8.50 seconds.

Clint P. rolled three frying pans into one giant frying pan burrito in 42.71 seconds.

Reggy Newnew removed his shirt and put on his sunglasses in 2.40 seconds.

Jack Thompson ate 10 jelly beans in 4.66 seconds without using his hands.

Derrick Clark completed five punches in 1.36 seconds while holding a five-pound weight.

Nick Thompson made a five-fold Thai crown in 13.80 seconds.

Justin L. named all US presidents in chronological order in 7.52 seconds while juggling three pins.

Pavol Durdik performed 11 uppercut punches to a dummy in 0.92 second.