Fastest World Records

Dakota Allen drank a 12-ounce glass of soda in 4.72 seconds. NOTE: Speed drinking can be dangerous. Please use caution when making an attempt.

Brian Pankey performed ten Molecule 3 card flourishes in 44.06 seconds.

Brian Pankey performed five Molecule 3 card flourishes in 20.07 seconds.

Adam Solomon completed 1,100 speed bag rebounds in one minute, 13.88 minutes.

Antuane S. pulled out an entire eight-meter tape measure in 6.20 seconds.

Kamal A. performed a "COX UKER" card cut in 4.35 seconds.

Jason F. completed ten 100-pound dumbbell hammer curls in 11.80 seconds.

Kamal A. performed a Three-Packet Saber's Tower card display in 0.67 second.

Kiiofutterwacken named the days of the week and counted to ten in Spanish in 3.97 seconds.

Doug McManaman laced up a boot in one minute, 5.25 seconds.

Shea Conaway emptied a .40 16-round clip of XDM in 3.41 seconds.

70-year-old Flavio Codarin competed 1000 push-ups in 26 minutes, 1.00 second.

Debby's friend recited the Portuguese alphabet in 3.22 seconds.

Andrew G. completed Track 1 of Excitebike in 43.69 seconds.

Lafungo completed the 50cc Mushroom Cup race in Super Mario Kart in 59.95 seconds.

Spaceman Cam ate a tortilla shell in 37.68 seconds. WARNING: Speed eating can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 or trained as a professional speed eater. We will not accept speed eating submissions from minors.