Fastest World Records

Lord Zombie ate a McDonald's cheeseburger in 13.40 seconds. WARNING: Speed eating can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 and trained as a professional speed eater. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Sam set up a chess board in 40.86 seconds while playing a kazoo and balancing on stilts.

William C. completed a 1500-meter road run in five minutes, 35.37 seconds while carrying a 40-pound rucksack. He set the record to raise funds for The National Autistic Society in Scotland.

Praveen Spirals subtracted two 80-digit numbers in one minute, 15.80 seconds using only his memory.

Dave Black, Ed Bolian, and Dan Huang completed the US Cannonball transcontinental drive in 28 hours, 50 minutes, and 30.00 seconds.

K. Hodge read a page from the novel The Swiss Family Robinson in 33.03 seconds.

Leah completed 28 cartwheels in 35.84 seconds.

Alicia Weber performed 100 strict V-squats with a BOSU in one minute, 46.84 seconds.

Tai Star switched from Lotus pose to Thunderbolt pose in 3.75 seconds while balancing on an exercise ball.

Alicia Weber performed a one-leg 500-meter row in two minutes, 6.80 seconds. Her body weight at the time of attempt is under 136 pounds.

William C. ran 400 meters in four minutes, 34.28 seconds while carrying a 150-pound rucksack.

Grant and Bo played a complete game of suicide chess in 32.98 seconds.

Clint Poore laid in 10 hammocks in one minute, 20.84 seconds.

Evan G. said "Tina Fey" 10 times in 3.34 seconds.

Joseph's game character died in 2.18 seconds in Dojo of Death.

Matthew F. earned 999,990 points in Castlevania in 23 minutes, 35 seconds.