Fastest World Records

Debby's friend recited the Portuguese alphabet in 3.22 seconds.

Andrew G. completed Track 1 of Excitebike in 43.69 seconds.

Lafungo completed the 50cc Mushroom Cup race in Super Mario Kart in 59.95 seconds.

Spaceman Cam ate a tortilla shell in 37.68 seconds. WARNING: Speed eating can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 or trained as a professional speed eater. We will not accept speed eating submissions from minors.

Jon Gardner approved 126 follower requests on his Twitter account in one minute, 38.13 seconds.

BallisticCrux beat Resident Evil 2 Leon A. with an A Rank in 1 hour, 13 minutes, 17.00 seconds.

Kamal A. performed a "Little Genesis" card cut in 3.46 seconds.

Chris J. ate one packet of U.S. Smarties without using his hands in 20.93 seconds. WARNING: Speed eating can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 or trained as a professional speed eater. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Ben L. ate a lemon with the peel on in 28.16 seconds. He set the record during the Burton Chilli Festival Lemon Eating Competition in Burton-on-Trent, England. The Burton Chilli Festival was ran by the Clifton Chilli Club. WARNING: Speed eating can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 and trained as a professional speed eater. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Michael G. beat TAS in a match in seven minutes, 33.00 seconds in Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3.

Kamal A. performed a "star" playing card display in 6.91 seconds.

Kevin R. ate a bag of gyoza in 44.28 seconds. NOTE: Speed eating can be dangerous. Please use caution when making an attempt.

Naader Reda ate 10 Twinkies in four minutes, 2.13 seconds. NOTE: Speed eating can be dangerous. Please use caution when making an attempt.

Division X completed the Dizzy Dinghies course in Mario Party 3 in 20.44 seconds.

Jamie M. drank four large McDonald's Shamrock shakes in three minutes, 5.00 seconds. He set the record as part of his St. Patrick's Day celebration. NOTE: Speed drinking can be dangerous. Please use caution when making an attempt.

Doug McManaman transformed a step ladder to a chair in 9.53 seconds.