You might drop Mike and Ike and all the other fellas, but my name's Daniel/I'm here to make you jealous/You may own the world's longest freestyle rap/But most of your rhymes me freestyle nap/I'm the anchor leg rapper, so pass the baton/Then hop on the next bus to Boca Raton/You had a nice moment/I'm sure not hatin'/But welcome to retirement/Population: Aten
"Drop mic"? Is that all you can do/That move is older than Captain Kangaroo/I have no doubt you're a really busy man/You're really busy reading/"How To Be Like Dan Rollman"/All you do is steal my moves/And long you can be like me/While I steal your lady/And drink ooh--ooh-oolong tea/Is your real name Michael?/Here's something you'll like/I'll lift you over my head/And boom! (drop the Mike)
As long as you don't tattle/I'm a brontosaurus/you're a herd of cattle/I'm ten feet taller/and got ten times more game/You just won entry/to the Loser Hall of Fame
I'm comfortable with the way this category has unfolded, Tai. I'll add a rule to clarify it.
Can we add time restraints to this category, ie. "Duck must be thrown at least every x seconds"?