Most Balloon Dogs Created In One Minute

got cut off here's the end of my comment:

wincing your eyes

Most Balloon Dogs Created In One Minute

hahahah wow Brian Pankey...thank you! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time! I have a new record that you are a shoe-in for: World's most Dogmatic Balloon Dog Expert.

Mr. Pankey, I'm sure by now you wondering why I am being so "mean" and you deserve to know. So before I tear apart the above abomination, you might want to grab the pillow you like to cry into and some comfort food because it's about to get "very mean".

The reason I'm going to have to pick on you is at the top of your video. Instead of just getting right into setting your record you felt compelled to put a weird little arrogant"lesson"on the correct way to make a balloon dog. What lazy amateurish universe has accepted the misshapen-rabbit-eared-impossibly-long-tailed-product-of-half-ass-ed-ness you ostentatiously pronounce a proper balloon dog?

I'm gonna help you out a little.. Brian Pankley. All you gotta do the salvage your posting is change your record title to: World's Worst Balloon Dog Maker

here ya go I saved you a little time by writing up your Record Criteria: - must use standard-sounding lingo to seem as though you are a professional. say things like "260Q balloons" awwww Bri Bri smart smart he make a rule outta what it say on package..' - uninflated end of balloons must become dogs' tails, in other words you are expressly forbidden to make the end of the balloon into anything that go be beyond the rudimentary skill level of the Pankey Standard. -your Balloon Dog must in no way resemble the actual proportions of a the living creature referred to as a "Dog" or canine. Your balloon dog must have a freakishly disproportionate ear to face ratio and of coarse a tail longer then it's entire body. -when you twist the balloons it's very important that your face show that you are actually terrified of them popping. everyone knows that turning your head away slightly, wincing your eyes