Fastest Time For Four People To Each Read The First Four Limericks In "The Hopeful Trout And Other Limericks"

02:18.92 min/sec

Fastest Time To Recite "At A Minute Or Two 'Til Two"

00:07.57 min/sec

Fastest Time To Write A Limerick

01:12.43 min/sec

Largest Community Poem Written By Facebook Fans On A Fan Page Wall

50 contributors

Longest Poem Recited From Memory While Holding A Pet Cat

412 words

Longest Rhyming Poem About Library Materials

65 rhymes

Most Authors To Contribute To A Published Anthology Of Short Stories And Poetry

118 authors

Smallest Readable Poetry Book

1 square centimeter

Fastest 1/4 Mile Racewalk Accompanied By A Dog With A Swahili Name

02:17.08 min/sec

Fastest Time To Eat Eight Tablespoons Of Marshallow Fluff While Standing On One Foot Dressed Like A Flamingo

03:25.07 min/sec

Fastest 1/4 Mile Bike Ride With Dog

00:58.87 min/sec

Fastest Time To Frame A Black-Light Print Of A Cougar In The Back Of A Prius

01:20.22 min/sec

Fastest Time To Knit A Scarf And Wrap It Around An Iguana In A Prius

09:18.63 min/sec

Coldest Temperature In Which To Perform The Centipede While Wearing Boxer Shorts

5 degrees Fahrenheit

Most Perfect Push-Ups In One Hour Followed By Plank Poetry (Female)

802 push-ups