Nice! But I've gotta say, if you were going to use a Cake song, why wouldn't it be "The Distance"?
This is awesome.
YOU are awesome, Brian Pankey. You're the king of world records, which is pretty close to just being the king of the world.
Seriously, though. Congrats!
I actually beat this, but it turns out my truck is 5,110 pounds. Ah well.