Sarah Palin World Records  

Chrissy Bellman spoke 75 words of Sarah Palin’s resignation speech in gibberish in 38.90 seconds. Bellman set the record at a World Record Appreciation Society event held at Joe’s Pub in New York City. Dan Rollman and Corey Henderson were present as witnesses. Transcript: Life is too short to compromise time and resources… it may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand: “Sit down and shut up”, but that’s the worthless, easy path; that’s a quitter’s way out. And a problem in our country today is apathy. It would be apathetic to just hunker down and “go with the flow”. Nah, only dead fish “go with the flow”. #WRAS14

Morgan Murphy created 46 fart sounds over a one minute clip of Sarah Palin’s audio book ’Going Rogue.’ She used the iFart application on her phone to set the record. Murphy set the record at a World Record Appreciation Society event held at Joe’s Pub in New York City. Dan Rollman and Corey Henderson were present as witnesses. [#WRAS17][]

Keoki McCarthy punched Sarah Palin’s cousin Jon Morgan 39 times. Morgan’s mother is Sarah Palin’s aunt.

Curtis Kalin said the name Sarah Palin 19 times in 10 seconds.