Fastest World Records  

Viktor O. typed a Shakespearean sonnet in four minutes, 27.90 seconds.

Viktor O. picked up five markers and placed them in his hand in 1.65 seconds.

Chris Batts flipped an 85-kilogram tire three kilometers in three hours, 37 minutes.

Justin T. completed a 150-foot sprint in 7.40 seconds while carrying a 60-pound rucksack.

Titano Oddfellow crushed five cooking pots with one hand in 9.75 seconds while swallowing a sword. WARNING: This record can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 or trained as a professional stunt man. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Ewan Clementson completed 10 catches while juggling three stress balls in 2.03 seconds.

Triston Harison ate an unpeeled onion in one minute, 4.75 seconds. WARNING: Speed eating can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 and trained as a professional eater. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Alex tied a shoelace in 3.58 seconds while blindfolded.

Kendall T. put on three pairs of glasses in 2.02 seconds.

Lord Zombie ate a McChicken sandwich in 13.22 seconds. WARNING: Speed eating can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 and trained as a professional speed eater. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Amal's brother, Athul Geo Joseph, recited numbers 1 to 10 in 0.59 second.

Glenn O. named all songs from "Weird Al" Yankovic's Running With Scissors album in 12.58 seconds.

Alicia Weber performed a nonstop 20-foot "L" rope climb in 9.25 seconds.

Glenn O. named all of the songs from "Weird Al" Yankovic's Mandatory Fun album in 10.67 seconds.

Gnani Reddy Katukoori recited the first 500 digits of pi while blindfolded in one minute, 13.45 seconds.

Master K. finished the Shy Guy Beach track of Mario Kart: Super Circuit in 30.83 seconds.