Fastest Time To Recite 75 Words Of Sarah Palin's Resignation Speech In Gibberish

United States Chrissy Bellman

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New York City, New York, United States / April 21, 2010

Chrissy Bellman spoke 75 words of Sarah Palin’s resignation speech in gibberish in 38.90 seconds.

Bellman set the record at a World Record Appreciation Society event held at Joe’s Pub in New York City. Dan Rollman and Corey Henderson were present as witnesses.

Transcript:
Life is too short to compromise time and resources… it may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand: “Sit down and shut up”, but that’s the worthless, easy path; that’s a quitter’s way out. And a problem in our country today is apathy. It would be apathetic to just hunker down and “go with the flow”. Nah, only dead fish “go with the flow”.

[#WRAS14][]

- must include "udda" after each syllable
- allowed to read transcript
- must use same portion of speech as Bellman

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