Most Taco Bell Hot Sauce Packets Funneled At Once

40 packets

Most Words Of The US Constitution Typed On A Typewriter In Two Minutes In A Prius

56 words

Most Neon Tubes Swallowed At Once

2 neon tube swords

Largest Group Of Nobel Laureates To Remove A Sword From Someone's Throat

8 Nobel Laureates

Longest "Hand to Hand" With Sword Swallowed

00:07.89 min/sec

Longest Handstand With Sword Swallowed

00:14.75 min/sec

Most Jewels Placed On A Car Being Pulled By Swallowed Sword

1 million

Most Consecutive Cartwheels With Sword Swallowed

9 cartwheels

Most Clubs Juggled While Sword Swallowing

5 juggling clubs

Hottest High Five

109.50 degrees Fahrenheit

Longest Successful Basketball Shot While Sword Swallowing

15 feet

Longest Continuous Inflation Of A Hot Water Bottle Until It Bursts

03:12.15 min/sec

Longest Handstand On Broken Glass While Swallowing A Sword

00:08.47 min/sec

Most Catches Juggling Three Clubs While Swallowing A Sword And Balancing On A Rola Bola

20 catches

Longest Time To Balance A Sword On A Swallowed Sword

00:19.53 min/sec