Matt Vescovo displays a tremendous penchant for animal flirtation by
delivering 10 non-nut sexual innuendos to a squirrel in one minute, a
new world record. He began an 11th (“Can I enter your treehole?”), but
was unable to complete it within the alloted time.
Vescovo wooed the squirrel with such lines as “I’ve got a wonderful
place for you to hibernate” and “I’d like to become one with nature.” He
performed the feat at a World Record Appreciation Society event held
in New York City on February 11, 2009. Corey Henderson and Dan Rollman
served as witnesses.
Andy Pelphrey’s two mounted grey squirrels have a combined length of
34.5 inches. The squirrels are mounted on the same mount. The first
squirrel measures 18 inches in length while the other one is 16.5 inches